ozymoron:

i hope my unwashed hair and deer in headlights type stare has captivated you

willgrahamscock:

t-shirt that says ‘touch starved’ and on the back it says 'for violence’

zeena-athena:

spandexbutterfly4lyfe:

Real talk why does social interaction feel like you’re trying to get a good grade in being a person

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Ahhh, glad to see it always comes back to this

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

doccywhomst:

ok i just wanna check something…. reblog if you’ve never watched/opened tumblr live

reblog if you’d open a cursed tomb before even considering opening tumblr live

kisxmesoft:

I just want a little house with big windows and a garden to share with the love of my life

disgustinggf:

mutuals i am rubbing my head against u like a cat and biting u again and again and again and again

soloveitchik:

shock:

funniest part about the phrase “godless orgies” is the implication that there are, like, good christian orgies

YouTube tutorial for how to have an orgy in a god honoring way

I would really rather be stabbed then for you to tell me be quiet, shush, or your too loud

I was trying to explain sound sensitivity to a guy who couldn’t really fathom how things could sound louder to me then it does to most people and I was just like I can hear the electricity buzzing in the walls from every appliance currently plugged into a outlet how loud do you think this world is to me and that blew his mind he was just like 😳🧍 HOW ARE YOU OK EVERYDAY!?

The answer is sir I am not

justsomeguycore:

subtitles should be on automatically. people who don’t want them should have to turn them off

queerforscience:

grumpytrans:

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[ID: A gif of a heart shaped locket opening to reveal a picture of the inside of a library across from the text “local library my beloved”]